it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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