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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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