yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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