If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
