Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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