Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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