My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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