I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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