Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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