How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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