you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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