I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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