so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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