i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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