Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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