Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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