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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my liver is dry heaving
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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