Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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