Whod you bang
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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