I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
