Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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