i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Boobs speak an international language.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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