***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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