party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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