Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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