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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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