Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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