that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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