You're so nebulous sometimes
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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