Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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