god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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