Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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