their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have demons in me.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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