I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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