you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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