Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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