Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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