I'm really into asian looking animals
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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