I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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