just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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