Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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