Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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