yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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