i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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