ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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