Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
