About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I have tasted many bathrooms
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
