you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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