I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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