Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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