I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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