i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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