sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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