I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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