I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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