I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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