I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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