my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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